Seiche_desk_bot

What does Seiche_desk_bot do?

Seiche is a Telegram bot that measures dollar funding stress using live data from the Federal Reserve, including the H.4.1 balance sheet, NY Fed operations, OFR repo, and Treasury cash. It converts this information into a 0 to 100 stress gauge with named regimes, forward event probabilities, upcoming crunch windows, and historical analogs from past funding crises. Users can ask questions to receive real-time answers directly from the live data board, not memory. The bot also features an honest backtest scoreboard showing all outcomes. Seiche is a free public resource with no paywall or account required—simply type @seiche_desk_bot in any chat to access the live gauge card. It provides research and market data but is not investment advice. Visit the Full Bot Page #finance